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Anagram Roster: UTEP

Loan Us A Josh, Menial Dad!

COLLEGE FOOTBALL: DEC 11 UTEP at North Texas Photo by Matthew Pearce/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images

An anagram is like a word jumble; you take the letters from a word or phrase and mix them up to see what other words or phrases you can come up with. Try it for yourself

Look, I don’t think it’s entirely on me, but last week’s Thursday kickoff combined with my ADHD means that I did not get the Anagram Roster for UCF out, and we lost. In an effort to avoid similar bad juju this week, I have redoubled my efforts, and the result is one of the most average Anagram Rosters ever.

Feast your brains, word nerds:

UTEP MINERS ANAGRAM ROSTER

HEAD COACH: Dana Dimel - Menial Dad

OFFENSE

WR Justin Garrett - Stuttering Jar

WR Jacob Cowing - Coca Wing Job

WR Nick Ast - Catkins

WR Walter Dawn Jr. - Newt Jar Drawl

LT Darta Lee - Data Reel

LG Bobby DeHar - Bored Oh Baby

OC Andrew Meyer - Newer Dreamy

RG Elijah Klein - Ink Heel Jail

RT Jeremiah Byers - Jibe My Shearer

TE Trent Thompson - Tenth Snot Prom

QB Gavin Hardison - Vain Hoardings

RB Deion Hankins - Oink Shade Inn

FB Forest McKee - Feet Mockers

DEFENSE

DE Jadrian Taylor - Air Jot Lanyard

DT Kelton Moss - Stole Monks

DT Keenan Stewart - Anteaters Knew

DE Praise Amaewhule - the anagram server crashed trying to process this request

MIKE Tyrice Knight - Rickety Thing

WILL Breon Hayward - Bony Hardware

CB Josh Caldwell - Call Lewd Josh

FS Justin Prince - Run Sip Inject

SS Dyvonne Inyang - Edgy Vino Nanny

CB Walter Neil - Literal New

NB Dennis Barnes - Inner Badness

SPECIAL TEAMS

PT Joshua Sloan - Loan Us A Josh

PK Gavin Baechle - Viable Change

LS Angelo Tejada - Not Jade Algae

H Calvin Brownholtz - Cornball Whiz On TV