An anagram is like a word jumble; you take the letters from a word or phrase and mix them up to see what other words or phrases you can come up with. Try it for yourself
After a couple weeks recuperating from work-related procrastination, the Anagram Roster is finally back on track this week. As luck would have it, we’re gearing up for the Nick Rolovich Memorial game against Hawaii in the rusted thunderdome formerly known as Aloha Stadium.
While we all miss Rolo and his hats, OBNUG has finally cried our way through enough pints of Ben & Jerry’s to accept that he’s gone, and we’re stuck with...Todd Graham? WHAT THE HELL?
Well, best be on with this Anagram Roster before Todd Graham finds his next dream job, or COVID-19 finally catches up with the Broncos’ depth chart. Last week was wild, but hopefully not a precedent.
This week’s All-Anagram Team nominee? Most likely Redneck Igloo Cram, which has now been added to McCall’s winter festival activities.
WR Rico Bussey Jr – So Jury Scribe
WR Calvin Turner – Current Anvil
WR Jared Smart – Jam Traders
WR Nick Mardner – Remind Crank
LT Ilm Manning – Min Glam Inn
LG Kohl Levao – Look Halve
OC Taaga Tuulima – lol nope
RG Solo Vaipulu – Soul Up Voila
RT Gene Pryor – Pro Energy
QB Chevan Cordeiro – Hardcore Novice
RB Miles Reed – Desire Elm
DE Justus Tavai – Java Is Tutus
NT Blessman Ta’ala – Sans a Meatball
DT Jonah Laulu – no u
DE Darius Muasau – NO U
LB Jeremiah Pritchard – Third Armchair Jeep
LB Khoury Bethley – Hey Bulk Theory
LB Quentin Frazier – Inquire Zen Fart
CB Cortez Davis – Zit Cover Ads
S Donovan Dalton – lol no
S Kai Kaneshiro – In His Karaoke
CB Cameron Lockridge – Redneck Igloo Cram
PT Adam Stack – Data Smack
PK Matt Shipley – Tipsy Hamlet
LS Wyatt Tucker – Yuck Wet Tart
H Stan Gaudion – Donuts Again
PR/KR Melquise Stovall – Males Love Quilts