Anagram Roster: Air Force

An anagram is like a word jumble; you take the letters from a word or phrase and mix them up to see what other words or phrases you can come up with. Try it for yourself

While we here at OBNUG firmly believe excuses are for pansies, we are also pansies, so here’s our excuse for why the Anagram Roster you all depend on is late this week: we were busy. Sorry, gang, we’ll get better or we’ll fire the intern. (EDITOR’S NOTE: The OBNUG Intern is not paid nor does he work here anymore)

Now that unseemly business is out of the way, let’s get down to seemlier business. This week, Boise State travels south to face Air Force in Colorado Springs, Colorado. A brief internal poll we might have conducted has concluded that Colorado Springs is pretty unremarkable, not unlike Air Force’s performance against San Jose State last weekend.

Anyways, brass tacks, here’s the anagram list; this week’s All-Anagram Name Team nominee is definitely Lavatory Corn.

OFFENSE:

• WR Daniel Morris – Serial Nimrod
• WR Ben Peterson – Preteen Snob
• LT Parker Ferguson – Freak Rug Person
• LG Nolan Laufenberg – Banal Fern Lounge
• OC Nicholas Noyen – His Nylon Canoe
• RG Kyle Krepsz – lol nope
• RT Adam Jewell – A Jam Welled
• TE Kyle Patterson – Poetry Anklets
• QB Hazziq Daniels – Sizzle A Hand Qi
• FB Timothy Jackson – Tacky Mosh Joint
• RB Kadin Remsberg – Smidgen Barker

DEFENSE:

• DE Michael Purcell – Helical Crumple
• NG Joey Woodring – Weird Goon Joy
• DT George Silvanic – Vigilance Ogres
• OLB Grant Donaldson – Nonstandard Log
• ILB Will Trawick – Ill Wart Wick
• ILB Noah Bush – Bonus Hah
• OLB Parker Noren – Prone Ranker
• CB David Eure – Dude I Rave
• SS Corvan Taylor – Lavatory Corn
• FS Ethan Erickson – Inner Hotcakes
• CB Elisha Palm – Sample Hail

SPECIAL TEAMS:

• PT Joseph Carlson – Preschool Jans
• PK Tevye Schuettpelz-Rohl – Leech Hertz Loves Putty
• LS Jacob Goldberg – Bald Cob Jogger
• PR Ben Peterson – Bone Serpent