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An anagram is like a word jumble; you take the letters from a word or phrase and mix them up to see what other words or phrases you can come up with. Try it for yourself
It’s that time once again; we’ve plugged a bunch of perfectly respectable names into a soulless piece of software, hoping for a humorous realignment in our favor. This week’s theme, if you could call it that, is “WELCOME TO THE STATE FAIR”.
Let us begin!
- Marshall University = Lush Slimy Narrative
- Huntington, West Virginia = Overhanging Nitwits Unit
- Doc Holliday = Old Holy Acid
OFFENSE
- WR Tavin Richardson = Rancid Vat Rhinos
- WR Obi Obialo = Bio Ail Boo
- WR Talik Keaton = Koala Kitten
- LT Will Ulmer = Will Lemur (lazy!)
- LG Alex Mollette = Latex Eel Molt
- OC Levi Brown = Brow Liven (LAZY!)
- RG Cain Madden = Candied Man
- RT Tarik Adams = Skit Armada
- TE Armani Levias = Malaria Vines
- QB Isaiah Green = Sharia Genie
- RB Brenden Knox = n/a
DEFENSE
- DE Darius Hodge = Raised Dough
- NT Milan Lanier = Animal Liner
- DT Channing Hames = Enhancing Sham
- DE Marquis Couch = Ouch Iraq Scum
- SLB Omari Cobb = Orca Bimbo
- MLB Jaquan Yulaa = Aqua Jay Ulna
- WLB Tavante Beckett = Beet Vent Attack
- CB Chris Jackson = Carsick Johns
- FS Nazeeh Johnson = Neon Haze Johns
- SS Brandon Drayton = Not Barnyard Don
- CB Kereon Merrell = Kneel Elm Error
SPECIAL TEAMS
- PT Robert Lefevre = Forever Treble
- PK Justin Rohrwasser = Shares Twin Jurors
- LS Matt Beardall = Meatball Dart
- H Jackson White = His Own Jacket
- KR Willie Johnson = Wino Joins Hell