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Post-football employment edition!

COLLEGE FOOTBALL: SEP 08 Samford at Florida State Photo by Logan Stanford/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images

An anagram is like a word jumble; you take the letters from a word or phrase and mix them up to see what other words or phrases you can come up with. Try it for yourself

Sometimes in the course of making the anagram roster, you just find the silliest things possible and roll with it. But sometimes, on rare occasions, a tangible theme emerges. With that in mind, let’s see what the Anagram Server has to say about post-football employment for our merry band of Floridian rogues!

  • Florida State University = Linty Outfit Adversaries
  • Tallahassee, Florida = Tailors Ahead, Fellas
  • Willie Taggart = Rat Tail Wiggle

Offensive Starters (there were a lot of “OR” entries, ok?)

  • QB James Blackman = Mean Lamb Jacks
  • RB Cam Akers = A Smacker
  • WR Tamorrion Terry = Attorney Mirror
  • WR D.J. Matthews = MYSTERIOUSLY IMPERVIOUS TO ANAGRAMS
  • WR Keyshawn Helton = Sly Heathen Wonk
  • WR Tre’shaun Harrison = Rhino Nut Harasser / Horsehair Star Nun
  • WR Keith Gavin = Hate Viking
  • WR Ontaria Wilson = Rational Winos
  • TE Tre’ McKitty = Try Met Tick
  • TE Camren McDonald = Candled Narc Mom
  • TE Gabe Nabers = Barge Beans
  • LT Jauan Williams = Saw Jail Alumni
  • LG Brady Scott = Bad Cyst Rot
  • C Baveon Johnson = Shaven Noon Job
  • RG Dontae Lucas = Caseload Nut
  • RG Mike Arnold = Ranked Limo
  • RT Ryan Roberts = Arbor Sentry

Defensive Starters

  • EDGE Leonard Warner III = Wine In Railroader
  • DT Cory Durden = Yonder Curd
  • NG Robert Cooper = October Roper
  • DT Marvin Wilson = Viral Minnows
  • EDGE Janarius Robinson = Junior Basin Sonar
  • LB Jaiden Lars-Woodbey = A Jawboned Soldiery
  • LB Dontavious Jackson = Discount Java Nooks
  • CB Asante Samuel Jr. - Arena Jam Tussle
  • FS Hamsah Nasirildeen = Mishandles A Hernia
  • SS Levonta Taylor = Overtly Atonal
  • CB Stanford Samuels III = Moist Fusiliers, An Ad

Special Teams

  • K Ricky Aguayo = Yuck Air Yoga
  • P Logan Tyler = Largely Not
  • SNP Grant Glennon = ANOTHER ANAGRAM RESISTANT NAME