The OBNUG Valentines Day cards are our punniest tradition. We spend countless hours behind the pun machine and then when a good one is formed, we ship it express mail to the Hallmark card factory to be printed, die-cut, and sent to all corners of the globe. Well, we would if we had a budget...so you’ll just have to settle for printing these yourself and giving them to your significant other. Remember, give them this and ONLY this...maybe videotape their reaction for posterity. YOU’RE WELCOME.