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Wyoming Anagram Roster

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Wyoming v Boise State Photo by Loren Orr/Getty Images

An anagram is like a word jumble; you take the letters from a word or phrase and mix them up to see what other words or phrases you can come up with. Try it for yourself

San Jose State is in the rearview mirror, and the Broncos are back home for the first time in nearly 4 years, or so it feels. Despite the fact that everyone’s twitter friend Michael Katz moved to Laramie this fall, none of us really want to go visit, so a home game is definitely a blessing.

You know why Laramie is so windy? Because Utah sucks and Nebraska blows. With that positive reinforcement of Wyoming’s weather patterns, let’s take a look at the roster, shall we?

  • University of Wyoming = Verifying Mutiny Woos
  • Laramie = Ear Mail
  • Craig Bohl = Blah Corgi

OFFENSE

  • WR Austin Conway = Auction Yawns
  • WR John Okwoli = Hook In Jowl
  • WR Raghib Ismail Jr. = Irish Mailbag
  • LT Rudy Stofer = Rosy Turfed
  • LG Patrick Arnold = Tropical Dank
  • OC Keegan Cryder = Greedy Canker
  • RG Logan Harris = Oral Garnish
  • RT Frank Crum = Farm Crunk
  • TE Josh Harshman = Harsh Jam Nosh
  • QB Tyler Vander Waal = Rarely Wet Vandal
  • RB Xazavian Valladay = A Valid Lava Zany Ax
  • FB Skyler Miller = Merry Elk Ills

DEFENSE

  • DE Garrett Crall = Err Gall Tract
  • NT Mario Mora = Roam Or Aim
  • DT Javaree Jackson = Ocean Java Jerks
  • DE Josiah Hall = Lo Hash Jail
  • LB Keyon Blankenbaker = A Knobby Knee Lanker
  • LB Logan Wilson = Slow Loaning
  • LB Cassh Maluia = A Casual Shim
  • CB Azizi Hearn = Hie In A Razz
  • SS Alijah Halliburton = Hula Hairball Joint
  • FS Rome Weber = Beer Mower
  • CB Tyler Hall = Thrall Lye

SPECIAL TEAMS

  • PT Ryan Galovich = Navy Oligarch
  • PK Cooper Rothe = Echo Trooper
  • LS Jesse Hooper = Shoes Or Jeep
  • H Nick Szpor = Zinc Porks

BONUS:

  • Michael Katz = Lame Zit Hack