BYU Anagram Roster

Ladies, gents, friends of varying parts and definitions, WELCOME TO BYU WEEK! It’s our favorite time of the year to make jokes about the 4th best football school in Utah (maybe even 5th if Utah Valley steps their game up). We do try to keep things within the bounds of respectability; that said, please don’t punch any BYU fans in the nuts. That’s kind of copyright infringement on their thing.

Now, on to the anagrams! This week’s theme is “Lesser Known Honor Code Violations”

• Brigham Young University = Virginity Be A Hungry Sumo
• Provo Utah = Hot Vapour
• Kalani Sitake = Take Kin Alias

OFFENSE

• WR Talon Shumway = Manly Washout
• WR Micah Simon = In Machismo
• WR Aleva Hifo = Aloha Five
• LT Brady Christensen = Breach Trendy Sins
• LG Chandon Herring = Aching Nerd Horn
• OC James Empey = My Same Jeep
• RG Tristen Hoge = Estrogen Hit
• RT Keanu Saleapaga = Sauna Leakage Pa
• TE Matt Bushman = Satan Tub Hmm
• QB Baylor Romney = Roomy Blarney
• RB Emmanuel Esukpa = Amuse Ample Nuke

DEFENSE

• DE Zac Dawe = Caw Daze
• NT Khyiris Tonga = Rakish Toying
• DT Bracken El-Bakri = Crablike Banker
• DE Trajan Pili = A Jail Print
• FLB Chaz Ah You = A Hazy Ouch
• MLB Keenan Pili = Lean Pinkie
• ILB Kavika Fonua = A Funk Via Oak
• WLB Isaiah Kaufusi = I, As If Us A Haiku
• LC Dayan Ghanwoloku = Hunky Woad Analog
• FS Austin Lee = Unease Lit
• SS Beau Tanner = A Bean Tuner
• RC Isaiah Herron = Sharia Heroin

SPECIAL TEAMS

• K Jake Oldroyd = Day Old Joker
• H Hayden Livingston = Shove Indignantly
• LS Mitch Harris = Chair Mirths
• KR Lopini Katoa = Look, I Pinata

Please note that while we featured Joe Critchlow in the article picture, we did not do an anagram for him.