Friday Open Thread 3: WEEK ZERO

Well, everyone...we’ve made it. College football is back. It’s not good football, but by golly it’s back.

Just in case you needed a quick refresher.

At long last we’ll get to see Hawaii stay true to the “aloha” spirit by making their new offense be a throwback to the old offense which isn’t new but now it is. Plus, _yoming starts the post-Allen era, and CSU’s Coach Bobo still can’t feel his feet.

In Dairy Queen news, you can supposedly get a BOGO Blizzard coupon if you sign up for the Blizzard Fan Club. We’re still haggling for some sort of sponsorship, but they keep counter-offering with “get out of the store” and “leave us alone”.

Are you gonna be watching any of the games this weekend? Got any hot tips on sleeper fantasy picks? Does anybody know where the top-secret OBNUG barbecue is this weekend?

Seriously, I have no idea where the barbecue is.