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Why do fish hate going to court?
They’re always found guilty.
More Demarcus Lawrence is awesome news
Because, well, what’s he’s doing, so far this season, is quite the dandy thing. We all knew he had it in him, it was waiting there the whole time!
Want to know a piece of golf trivia?
Jordan Spieth has never won a singles matchup in the Presidents Cup and the Ryder Cup. He’s lost to one former Boise State Bronco. Click to find out.
Rees Odhiambo taking ‘er easy in Seattle
What looks to be mostly precautionary, being on the offensive line it could turn into a big deal. It is not immediately clear in the article if Odhiambo is going to miss much (if any) time.
Tanner Vallejo has something in common with the Bills’ highest paid defensive player
And this information will SHOCK you. Well. Probably considering the relative statuses of the two athletes. Click to find out.
Jamar Taylor not getting high marks from these guys
Yikes. Jamar Taylor revived his career after the move to Cleveland from Miami. I look forward to him getting his season under control.
Miscellinkeous
How many days since humanity burned a witch. Ummmm. I have a feeling this website is not broken.