Wake Up, Bronco Nation: Boise State Volleyball; Doug Martin back; Demarcus Lawrence; Shea McClellin

To the guy who invented zero:

Thanks for nothing.

Sabryn Roberts gets MWC Volleyball offensive player of the week

Ms. Roberts is a huge part of the Broncos’ success this year and a big reason they just keep on winning. This is a pretty awesome honor.

Demarcus Lawrence has a sack in every game so far

Because he is awesome. Despite the loss, he is/was still a force to be reckoned with.

The New England Patriots’ defense is kinda bad

And Shea McClellin is on injured reserve. I am pretty sure there is a correlation there. I assume there will be strides when he comes back. Huge strides.

Jay Ajayi: “What happens if we go to Miami and don’t score points?”

I mean. Aside from that being generally “bad” I assume it leads to losses. So, if you are a fan of the Miami Dolphins, definitely root for some points being made.

Two Buffalo Bills still with only one tackle apiece

I don’t really care about the other dude, but one of the Bills is Tanner Vallejo. So, Tanner, go get another tackle, would you?

Hey! Doug Martin gets to play football again!

He’s back from the three-game suspension from his drug violation. Welcome back Dougernaught (ew).

Miscellinkeous

Reasons my son is crying.