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Did you hear about the English teacher that went to jail?
She got a full sentence.
Bronco soccer whoops up on UNLV yesterday
The reigning MWC champs got mollywhomped (or I should be saying Raimee-whomped) by the Broncos with a 6-1 whooping.
The turnaround for the Bronco squad is quite amazing. The Broncos only got six wins all of last year. With yesterday’s notch, the Broncos have the opportunity to double that win total against Utah State later this week.
Coach Jim Thomas has his team rolling on a four-game win streak (yes, there is a tie mixed in there as well). Being able to send his Seniors out on top with a few wins in the MWC tournament would be pretty amazing.
Doug Martin with 80 yards in Buccaneers’ loss
I never know quite how to feel about these. 80 yards is ok, but I always have high expectations for Mr. Martin.
Demarcus Lawrence and Tyrone Crawford: doing things in Dallas
Lawrence got a strip-sack on a play in the redzone. And Crawford recovered a different fumble.
Seems like Lawrence kind of made the right decision to go pro when he did.
DeMarcus Lawrence now has 9.5 sacks on the season.
— Brandon George (@DMN_George) October 22, 2017
Definitely putting in the work this season.
Jay Ajayi only 77 total yards in Dolphins’ win
Sometimes the opportunities are there. Sometimes they are not.
Graham DeLaet withdraws from tournament
Article does not specify the reason. I hope it’s nothing serious.
Also: in case you were wondering where Mr. DeLaet was in the FedEx Cup Standings.
Donte Deayon still on the Giants active roster
When Dominique Rodgers-Cromartie came back it could have been iffy. Real iffy.
Patriots possibly going to make moves to get Shea McClellin back
He’s been on injured reserve so he’s still got to wait a few more weeks. But looks like the Patriots are going to make sure he’s back on the active roster.
Miscellinkeous
Here is a White Noise Machine for you.