Ten things Bronco fans might not know about the SDSU or their Montezuma mesa
10) Although the city of San Diego was largely unknown until the movie Anchorman came out, the area has been inhabited for at least 10,000 years. First, by the Kumeyaay people—a native American tribe that liked to put redundant vowels together. Then, the Eurotrash moved in back in the 1500s when Portuguese explorer Juan Rodriguez Cabrillo claimed the bay for the Spanish Empire and named the site "San Miguel". Then 1602 rolled around and Sebastian Vizcaino was sent to map the California coast and arrived on a ship named after Saint Didacus...commonly known as San Diego de Alcala. Then, nothing really happened until the Padres organization was formed in 1969.
9) San Diego State University was established on March 13, 1897, as San Diego Normal School—just up the street from the San Diego Abnormal School and quite a bit nicer. The school's original purpose was to educate local future female elementary school teachers (men weren't thought to have the construction paper skills necessary to teach at the elementary level). In 1923, the San Diego Normal School became San Diego State Teachers College, and then in 1935, the school became San Diego State College. It wasn't until 1970 that the school was officially christened San Diego State University and the San Diego Abnormal School finally became known as DeVry.
8) The school's Rally Committee named the original school mascot "Montezuma" after the ruler of the Aztec empire in the early 1500's, Montezuma II. Montezuma was also lucky enough to have a particular South American brand of traveler's diarrhea named after him...so the university probably did him one better. In 2000, student groups started lobbying to alter the school's mascot a bit (probably the diarrhea thing) and in 2004, the new, improved mascot was unveiled and dubbed, simply "Aztec Warrior" and in 2010, a supplemental mascot was introduced—a jaguar named "Zuma". Zuma lasted all of two seasons before he was unceremoniously stripped of his duties and sent to live in a South American zoo.
Manscaping...not just for the Mayans.
7) The all-time winningest football coach in San Diego State history is Don Coryell, who racked up a 104-19-2 record in his 12 years leading the program. Coryell was a former Army paratrooper and I believe hosted Soul Train for a short period before he took the reins of the program. During his tenure, he led the team to 3 undefeated seasons, 2 one-loss seasons and only once lost more than 2 games in a year. His 1969 team went 11-0 and finished 18th in the coaching polls. Coryell left the program in 1972 to coach the St. Louis Cardinals (not the baseball team...the franchise now known as the Rams...of Los Angeles) but landed back in San Diego by 1978 as the coach of the Chargers. When Coryell left the Aztecs program, he must have done so in a hurry...forming a giant vacuum that sucked the life out of the program as they kinda stunk for many years after his exodus (and until semi-recently believe it or not). Pizza-eater Vinny Perretta's father Ralph, played for Coryell as a Charger—there are your six degrees of separation (if you can link them both back to Kevin Bacon, I'll buy you a Sprite).
Winning and checkered lapels. That's how Coryell rolled.
6) Every coin has two sides...so your losingest football coach in San Diego State University history was Ted Tollner, who piled up 48 losses in 8 years at the helm. Tollner had previously coached at USC, where he had failed to impress with an overall record just a shade over .500. Tollner's lack of luck on the sidelines might be because he'd used it all up in 1960, when he was QB for the Cal Poly team whose plane crashed in Toledo after playing Bowling Green—killing 22 people. My motto has always been, "If you walk away from a fiery plane crash, you can lose as many football games as you want."
5) One of the new(ish) inductees into the Pro Football Hall of Fame, running back Marshall Faulk, played his college ball at San Diego State and was pretty decent back then too. As a true freshman in 1991, Faulk rushed for 386 yards and 7 TDs in just the second game of his career—a win, as you'd expect—over University of the Pacific. The university of the Pacific killed their football program in 1995—probably because there had been a Marshall Faulk sighting in the vicinity. Faulk set the WAC rushing TD record during his Aztec days that stood until 2008, when it was broken by Boise State's Ian Johnson.
4) Possibly the greatest heavyweight champion of our time, Apollo Creed, once played football for San Diego State. Of course, at the time, he was going by his given name, Carl Weathers, and this was close to twenty years before he was uppercutted into eternity by flat-topped Russian Ivan Drago. Rest in peace, Apollo...you were livin' in America, and now you're livin' in our hearts.
Oh...also, rest in peace for that time you were killed by the Predator in a Central American Jungle and the for the time you fell out of Happy Gilmore's window.
3) Baseball Hall of Famer and Padres legend Tony Gwynn was also an Aztec during his collegiate career. Gwynn starred on the diamond and the hardwood for SDSU and believe it or not, was selected in the NBA draft by the LA Clippers the same year he was drafted into the major leagues by the Padres. Nicknamed "Captain Video" by fans without the foresight to name him "Captain DVD", Gwynn was a 15-time All-Star selection and won 8 National League batting titles. Gwynn was never a real slugger, hitting just 135 home runs in his 20-year pro career...but the guy could hit with the best of 'em—batting .338 for his career and striking out just 434 times (Aaron Judge struck out that many times in the ALDS) in nearly 9,300 at-bats. Gwynn died in 2014, but his baseball cards will always have a special place in my card binder—at the front.
A heckuva San Diegon.
2) San Diego's Geisel Library—actually just up the road at UCSD—was the inspiration for the snow fortress in the movie Inception. I mention this, mainly, because the top was wobbling and falling at the end, right? I mean, it looked to me like it wobbled a little bit there before the title screen came up, and...
/brain explodes all over again
1) In 1915, the San Diego City Council actually paid a sewing-machine salesman named Charles Hatfield to make rain to fill the Morena Dam Reservoir. Hatfield had previously
conned helped Los Angeles ranchers and Yukon Gold miners by producing rain with a secret mix of chemicals that he released from the top of towers. In 1916, San Diego got more rain than they bargained for when heavy rains caused two dams to fail and killed 20 locals. Hatfield then had the stones to seek payment after the flooding, claiming he'd fulfilled his contract by filling the reservoir. The city declined his invoice and instead sought to get him to pay for the flood damages—in excess of $3.5 million (or 800 gazillion in today's dollars). Given there was no written contract, both parties were stumped and eventually, Hatfield attempted to settle for just $4,000 (9 billion in today's dollars) and sued the city council. Two separate trials ruled that the rain was an "act of God", but Hatfield persisted all the way till 1938 before a judge presumably told the City Council they were idiots and Hatfield that he was a flimflam man...at which point, he went back to selling sewing machines and trying to sell snow to Eskimos.