Former Boise State GOAT Kellen Moore Injures Ankle on Field

I hate to admit it, but I was starting to begin to root for America's most hated team, the Dallas Cowboys, simply because of their faith in my favorite player ever.

Reports from today's camp state that Moore had to be taken off the field because of a suspected ankle break, along with the suspected hearts of Bronco Nation breaking.

This comes on the heels of the news of the Cowboys turning down an opportunity to sign recently released albino Frankenstein Nick Foles (whom this article refers to as "Nike" Foles) because of their faith in Moore as a backup to Tony Romo.

He was apparently rolled up underneath a defender, who was probably not Demarcus Lawrence, due to his suspension for drug use, and knowledge that Karma would smite him harder if he hurt Moore.

Ugh.

Just try to watch this video without tissues:

Sad Video

What the crud? This was supposed to be the year he broke free and disproved the naysayers, doing so well in the preseason that the Cowboys decided to bypass Tony "Romeo" altogether and issue in a new Cowboys Dynasty!

Some speculate he could be back in a few months, but there is a chance he doesn't see the field for the rest of the season.

Somebody needs to sacrifice a duck to the Blue Turf.

Get well soon, Kellen! Bronco Nation is praying/thinking about/sacrificing ducks for you.