Spring camp will briefly adjourn next week for Spring Break and while most college students have big plans for Havasu or Cabo, the Bronco football players sometimes have to be a little more creative. Some choose to stay in Boise and hone their craft, while others simply return home to visit with loved ones. OBNUG has taken the liberty of guessing as to what the following Broncos would say if pressed about their Spring Break plans. This list may be made up, but it's still probably more accurate than my NCAA tournament bracket.
What are you doing for Spring Break?
"Wearing my jersey to the Pullman Applebee's so I can eat free."
"Headed back to Texas to make sure it hasn't been messed with in my absence."
"Hustling batting cages"
"Visiting Bob's Neckroll Emporium in Pasadena."
"Film study (the films of the incomparable Julie Andrews)."
"Spring cleaning. Cleaning off shelf space for a Biletnikoff Award."
"Analyzing game tape of Air Force and New Mexico until each and every triple option play is seared into my very consciousness and I am haunted by the leering visage of Bob Davie and Troy Calhoun. Also, Wahooz if I have time."
"Road trip. Overland Road to Chuck-a-Rama, that is"
"Making a killer pillow fort."
"Overseeing construction of a pretty killer pillow fort."
"Heading back to San Diego to see friends and family...also to TP Rocky Long's house."
"Same thing I do every Spring Break. LARPing."
"Going long. Sorry, force of habit...I meant to say, 'going to Long Beach'."
"Learning to speak Klingon."
"tlhap chu' HaDwI' (taking on a new student)"