Tennis, golf and some other things I couldn't afford to play growing up. Heck, I still can't afford to play them as a grownup.
Hey, did you know our tennis center was named Appleton Tennis Center? There's got to be a nickname in there, somewhere. Shovel, ask your daughter, see what she hears. (Apple ton-ton is thinner?)
If you want a lot of good links to football stories, check yesterday's article and click on MAGMADIVER's links. I'm too lazy to repost them here. I showed my wife the student driver one and we got a good laugh.
Queensland, Australia police are pretty internet savvy.