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Here's $15 to create the ultimate Bronco Stadium

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It's Friday, let's spend it wondering and wishing about silly things.

Here's a silly thing now.

You have $15 to spend on building a new Bronco Stadium. Where will your money go?

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The rules are simple as this: Spend up to $15. Choose one thing from each category. Don't go over budget.

Things you cannot do: Spend $16. Dip into Dairy Queen concessions three times and leave your stadium without a name or a shape. Buy one of each in the category of playing surface and make some sort of psychedelic wheel of barf. Ask for a cash advance on your $15 while you "think things over" (we all know you're just going to take the money and go buy candies).

Ready, set, go nuts!

And happy Friday to one and all.

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Here's the breakdown of the pricing levels, for those who can't read my poor Photoshop design.

Location
$5 - Downtown Boise
$4 - On-campus
$3 - Table Rock
$2 - Eagle
$1 - Caldwell

Structure
$5 - Open air, fully enclosed
$4 - Horseshoe
$3 - Dome
$2 - Arena League size
$1 - Just bleachers

Naming Rights
$5 - Bronco Stadium
$4 - Scentsy Stadium
$3 - Albertson's Stadium
$2 - Taco Bell Field
$1 - KTVB Stadium brought to you by KTVB

Concessions
$5 - Churros
$4 - Blizzards
$3 - Dip ‘n Dots
$2 - Powerbars
$1 - Baked Potatoes

Field type
$5 - Blue turf
$4 - Orange turf
$3 - Grass
$2 - Astroturf
$1 - 3 inches of pudding