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Isn't it a pain to laminate a new Boise State roster every time the Broncos add new players or every time Nick Patti transfers to UCF? Take it from me: A laminating machine will pay for itself. Just think, today is another day when you'll have to edit and change your existing roster to include the influx of players Boise State just got on Signing Day. Get to Office Max, buy that laminater, and laminate the below roster as quickly and professionally as you can. (Pro tip: Use a ruler to get the bubbles out.)
Below is the latest iteration of the Boise State roster, broken down first by position and then by class, with presumed starters in bold. Make sense? Hopefully.
Boise State roster by position and class
Quarterback
Grant Hedrick - senior - 6-0, 202
Thomas Stuart - sophomore - 6-0, 200
Ryan Finley - redshirt freshman - 6-3, 186
Richard Hoppe - redshirt freshman - 5-10, 153
Alex Ogle - freshman - 6-3, 205
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Running back
Derrick Thomas - senior - 6-0, 208
Jay Ajayi - junior - 6-0, 220
Jack Fields - junior - 5-9, 195
Devan Demas - sophomore - 5-8, 172
Jamel Hart - sophomore - 5-9, 195
Charles Bertoli - sophomore - 5-11, 200
Ryan Wolpin - redshirt freshman - 5-8, 200
Skyler Seibold - freshman - 6-1, 182
Jeremy McNichols - freshman - 5-10, 190
Cory Young - freshman - 5-10, 180
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Fullback
Extinct.
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Wide Receiver
Matt Miller - senior - 6-3, 222
Dallas Burroughs - senior - 5-8, 171
Shane Williams-Rhodes - junior - 5-6, 157
Troy Ware - junior - 6-2, 188
Terrell Johnson - junior - 5-9, 174
Thomas Sperbeck - sophomore - 6-0, 174
Taylor Pope - sophomore - 6-0, 178
Tanner Shipley - redshirt freshman - 6-1, 182
David McKinzie - redshirt freshman - 6-0, 165
D.J. Dean - redshirt freshman - 6-0, 187
Dusty Fisher - redshirt freshman - 6-2, 179
A.J. Richardson - freshman - 6-1, 185
Sean Modster - freshman - 6-0, 185
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Tight End
Connor Peters - senior - 6-4, 250
Kyle Sosnowski - senior - 6-2, 238
Holden Huff - junior - 6-5, 236
Jake Hardee - junior - 6-3, 241
Jackson Reed - sophomore - 6-4, 226
Brennyn Dunn - sophomore - 6-3, 220
Jake Roh - redshirt freshman - 6-2, 210
Alec Dhaenens - redshirt freshman - 6-3, 232
Chase Blakley - freshman - 6-4, 235
David Lucero - freshman - 6-5, 220
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Offensive line
Rees Odhiambo - junior - 6-4, 307
Marcus Henry - junior - 6-3, 285
Jerhen Ertel - junior - 6-6, 280
Travis Averill - sophomore - 6-3, 296
Mario Yakoo - sophomore - 6-3, 323
Steven Baggett - sophomore - 6-3, 285
Avery Westendorf - sophomore - 6-5, 292
Kellen Buhr - sophomore - 6-0, 285
Andrew Tercek - redshirt freshman - 6-1, 279
Eli McCullough - redshirt freshman - 6-5, 271
Mason Hampton - redshirt freshman - 6-2, 266
Archie Lewis - redshirt freshman - 6-3, 275
Troy Bacon - freshman - 6-3, 280
Andres Preciado - freshman - 6-6, 255
Tennessee Su'esu'e - freshman - 6-2, 295
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Defensive line
Tyler Horn - senior - 6-5, 265
Justin Taimatuia - senior - 6-0, 281
Beau Martin - senior - 6-2, 271
Armand Nance - junior - 6-0, 288
Robert Ash - junior - 6-3, 291
Rondell McNair - junior - 6-4, 250
Antoine Turner - junior - 6-3, 280
Gabe Perez - sophomore - 6-4, 226
Kamalei Correa - sophomore - 6-2, 244
Sam McCaskill - sophomore - 6-3, 240
Darien Barrett - sophomore - 6-2, 255
Elliot Hoyte - sophomore - 6-4, 275
Nick Terry - redshirt freshman - 6-3, 271
Austin Silsby - redshirt freshman - 6-3, 219
Jabril Frazier - freshman - 6-4, 225
Kaleb Hill - freshman - 6-1, 215
David Moa - freshman - 6-3, 235
Dereck Boles - freshman - 6-2, 275
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Linebacker
Corey Bell - senior - 5-11, 210
Blake Renaud - senior - 6-2, 243
Travis Saxton - senior - 6-1, 214
Tyler Gray - junior - 6-4, 228
Chris Santini - sophomore - 5-11, 205
Tanner Vallejo - sophomore - 6-1, 217
Ben Weaver - sophomore - 6-0, 233
Andrew Pint - sophomore - 6-0, 221
Darren Lee - sophomore - 6-1, 221
Joe Martarano - redshirt freshman - 6-2, 234
Mat Boesen - redshirt freshman - 6-4, 213
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Cornerback
Bryan Douglas - senior - 5-9, 178
Cleshawn Page - senior - 5-8, 179
Mercy Maston - senior - 5-11, 196
Donte Deayon - junior - 5-9, 151
Promise Amadi - junior - 5-9, 185
Jonathan Moxey - sophomore - 5-9, 175
Chaz Anderson - sophomore - 5-10, 176
Cameron Hartsfield - redshirt freshman - 5-9, 188
Dionza Blue - redshirt freshman - 5-11, 186
Brandon Brown - redshirt freshman - 5-11, 192
Zavior Hoxie - freshman - 5-11, 180
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Safety
Jeremy Ioane - senior - 5-10, 190
Darian Thompson - junior - 6-1, 200
Dillon Lukehart - junior - 6-0, 207
Taylor Loffler - junior - 6-3, 212
Chanceller James - sophomore - 6-1, 205
Dylan Sumner-Gardner - freshman - 6-1, 195
Kekoa Nawahine - freshman - 6-3, 190
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Punter
Sean Wale - sophomore - 6-1, 185
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Kicker
Dan Goodale - senior - 5-10, 196
Tyler Rausa - sophomore - 5-8, 190
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Longsnapper
Kevin Keane - junior - 6-0, 211
Kolton Donovan - sophomore - 6-4, 248
Matt Cota - redshirt freshman - 6-1, 197
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Blogger
Kevan Lee - sixth year senior, medical redshirt (carpal tunnel) - 6-0, pale
Drew Roberts - graphic arts adult learner - 6-6, 280 (episodes of Simpsons watched)
Jesse Baker - telecommuter, business and memes - 7-0, twelve fingers