All the way up to five--whoop! Too bad Coaches Polls don't account for much. Is it because it's sponsored by Amway, and people are afraid of getting drawn into multi-level marketing?
Yay! The Blue Turf Monster has been appeased! Now we need Marshall to lose. (Read this next bit aloud in Jan Brady's voice for full effect, and for strange looks from neighboring cubicles) Marshall, Marshall, Marshall!
Also in the story, Derrick Marks and Dez Trent have been suspended from the team for "violating team rules". Another balcony blunder?