Peyton Manning threw 7 touchdowns against the Ravens last night in a dazzling display of disrespect. Manning was the first QB to throw seven scoring passes in a game since Joe Kapp accomplished the feat in 1969. Probably more importantly to nerds, Manning racked up 46 fantasy points last night, just shy of the 51 points that Doug Martin provided in week 9 last season.
Fans looking to watch the Broncos get back in the win column versus Tennessee-Martin will need just three things, 1) a computer, 2) an good internet connection, and 3) to have CabelOne or AT&T as a service provider. Have anything less than all 3, and you're out of luck. The good news is, there are 7,000 tickets available for the game. SEVEN. THOUSAND.
Southwick appeared a bit flustered by the Huskies defense and crowd, but was accurate in the short range – where almost all of his throws went. The problem? His receivers often failed to run their routes beyond the first down marker.
It's like there's a window into my SOUL.
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