I know I mentioned this in the morning links, but Robert Prince's quote about the new offense just continues to fascinate me. I must say more about it than just a passing mention in a link post. I must go full on FanPost with this quotable quote.

Again, for those who missed it:

Prince: "We are 100 percent confident that this will work. Unfortunately, it didn’t work Saturday."

— Bronco Beat (@IDS_BroncoBeat) September 4, 2013

Time to have some fun with Robert Prince-isms.

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Eating salsa after 8:00 p.m. is always a good idea. Unfortunately, it gave me gas and bad dreams on Saturday.

You cannot make a single argument against the new Jacksonville Jaguars uniforms. Unfortunately, people are making a lot of arguments.

There is no doubt in my mind that Ben Affleck will make a great Batman. Except for the nagging doubt I have.

I am 100 percent confident that a college student will let me watch ESPN3 in his dorm. Unfortunately, I don't know any college students.

Every single time I read Idaho Statesman comments, I feel affirmed. Just not all of 2012.

No matter how you slice it, Tennessee-Martin is a great team to have on the schedule. Just don't slice it the ticket sales way!

I believe, with every fiber of my being, that the Idaho Vandals will make a bowl game this season. What's a bowl, again?

Take it to the bank, Boise State will receive a Pac-12 invite within the next five years. Five years in God Time (where a thousand years is like a day, and a day is like a thousand years).

Pinkie swear, Johnny Manziel never got paid to sign autographs. Unfortunately, facts exist.

I can promise you the offense will be better against UT-Martin. Just kidding. No, I can't.

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