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Important topic: Broncos as Muppets

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Jim Henson's Muppets are beloved the world over and so are our Broncos. Also, I'm running out of ideas.

I realize I'm stretching for content here, but there's just really not a lot to report right now...just enjoy my descent into madness.

Bronco Muppet™ counterparts (submitted with little or no justification)

Sam the Eagle is Chris Petersen

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Puritanical, American

Fozzie Bear is Matt Paradis

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"Waka Waka"

Rizzo the Rat is Shane Williams-Rhodes

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"He just can't get over the height thing, can he?"

Afghan Hound is Andrew Pint

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"He just can't get over the hair thing, can he?"

Animal is Gabe Linehan

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Animal has always been a personal hero of mine.

Guy Smiley is Trevor Harman

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Dead ringer.

Billy the Bear is Armand Nance

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Sax player from Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem is Kirby Moore

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Bunsen Honeydew is Elliot Hoyte

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Just needs glasses.

Swedish Chef is Ricky Tjong-A-Tjoe

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Swedish/Dutch, same difference.

Scooter is Jake Broyles

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Rowlf is Jay Ajayi

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Sweetums is the Boise State defense

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