Important topic: Broncos as Muppets

I realize I'm stretching for content here, but there's just really not a lot to report right now...just enjoy my descent into madness.

Bronco Muppet™ counterparts (submitted with little or no justification)

Sam the Eagle is Chris Petersen

Puritanical, American

Fozzie Bear is Matt Paradis

"Waka Waka"

Rizzo the Rat is Shane Williams-Rhodes

"He just can't get over the height thing, can he?"

Afghan Hound is Andrew Pint

"He just can't get over the hair thing, can he?"

Animal is Gabe Linehan

Animal has always been a personal hero of mine.

Guy Smiley is Trevor Harman

Dead ringer.

Billy the Bear is Armand Nance

Sax player from Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem is Kirby Moore

Bunsen Honeydew is Elliot Hoyte

Just needs glasses.

Swedish Chef is Ricky Tjong-A-Tjoe

Swedish/Dutch, same difference.

Scooter is Jake Broyles

Rowlf is Jay Ajayi

Sweetums is the Boise State defense