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The Michigan State Spartans anagram roster

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An anagram is like a word jumble; you take the letters from a word or phrase and mix them up to see what other words or phrases you can come up with. Try it for yourself.

Back by popular demand (literally, people were demanding it), the anagram rosters have returned for their fourth straight season of wordplay hijinks. Here is the version for the Michigan State football team. Make way for Odd Stink Murmur!

Boise State vs. Michigan State = Biases Tote vs. Anaemic Tights

Broncos vs. Sparty = Con Bros vs. Pastry

Head coach: Mark Dantonio = Dominant Okra

Offensive stars for the Michigan State Spartans:

  • QB: Andrew Maxwell = Lard Waxen Mewl
  • RB: Le'Veon Bell = Noble Level
  • RB: Larry Caper = Carp Rarely
  • FB: Niko Palazeti = Plaza Oink Tie
  • WR: Andre Sims = Sand Emirs
  • TE: Dion Sims = Dos Minis
  • LT: Dan France = Dancer Fan
  • RG: Chris McDonald = Midland Scorch

Defensive stars the Michigan State Spartans:

  • NT: Anthony Rashad White = Anyone With Hardhats
  • DT: Brandon Clemons = Ladsmen Bronco
  • SLB: Denicos Allen = Decline Salon
  • SLB: Ed Davis = Dad Vise
  • MLB: Steve Gardiner = Greased Invert
  • STAR: Chris Norman = Ranch Minors
  • CB: Trae Waynes = Near Sweaty
  • FS: Kurtis Drummond = Odd Stink Murmur
  • FS: Demetrious Cox = Moisture Codex

Special teamers

  • K: Dan Conroy Don Crayon
  • P: Mike Sadler Elk Sidearm
  • KR/PR: Nick Hill Chin Kill