In the words of Ron Burgundy: "I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal." A big deal we are, and a big deal we were under the Friday night lights of ESPN. Boise State pu the hurt on Fresno as they went on to win, 57-7. The Broncos cruised to yet another convincing win, and improved to 5-0 on the year as they prepare to travel to Colorado State next week as they open conference play. Join me now after the jump as we discuss the three stars, and one goat of Boise State's win over Fresno State.
Kellen and co. put on a show (hey that rhymed) Friday night, producing nearly 500 yards of total offense as they successfully aided in raising Pat Hill's blood pressure by 27%. Also, it's really funny that Derek Carr has to leave that Boise State flag in his apartment for another year. Sorry, dude. In later news, two thirds of the Dutch prisoners have been released, and boy are we happy to have them back. Join me now for the stars and the goat.
Seriously, Fresno?! I know what you're going to say before you even say it. The Boise naysayers of the world would point the finger right back at us and ask about our attendance in years past. Well to that I say, haters gonna hate, haters gonna hate. But seriously, I get the logic behind people not coming to see BSU blowout New Mexico State by 60 points. I can't say that I am that kind of fan, but I get the argument there. I understand. But when the 5th ranked team in the country - not to mention a heated rival - comes to town, why the heck can't you sell out your stadium? Bulldog stadium capacity is 41,031 (odd number, right?), and attendance on Friday night was just under 34,000. The distance shots of the stadium were simply embarassing. Giant gaps of seats were easily seen throughout the entire stadium. I guarantee if Nebraska, or Oklahoma, or even TCU came to town, fans would be sitting in the aisles at Bronco Stadium. Congratulations BSU kickers/Fresno fans on being the goat of Boise State's win over Fresno State.
Runner Up for the Goat: Collin Cowherd - no relevance whatsoever, but man that guy is annoying.
Am I being too hard on the Fresno faithful? Are the Dan Goodale lovers of the world ready to slash my tires? Was I off on my comparison of Miller to Dr. Frankenstein? Sound off, Bronco Nation!