To really get to know a bowl opponent, you should probably examine their past games and player skill. We'll get to that. But first, wordplay.
After the jump, I send up the Utah roster with a look at some select players through the eyes of an anagram server. Stocky Nub ho!
An anagram is like a word jumble; you take the letters from a word or phrase and mix them up to see what other words or phrases you can come up with. Try it for yourself.
Tyson Buck 
Stocky Nub
Christian Cox 
Chronic Taxis
Eric Dago 
Cigar Ode
Mitchell Deas 
Chilled Meats
Reggie Dunn Nude Ginger
Sean Fitzgerald 
Fazed Triangles
Mike Honeycutt 
Mouthy Necktie
Joe Kruger Rogue Jerk
Star Lotulelei Allure Toilets
Nick Marsh 
Mark Chins
Trevor Reilly 
River Trolley
Dallin Rogers 
Dollar Signer
Lolo Tenifa 
Flea Lotion