Many don't know it, but the ancient Japanese poetry form haiku was expressly invented to insult people. In fact, the first haiku ever written was just an elaborate, measured "yo mama" joke. This is why I can bestow no higher honor on the Nevada Wolf Pack than to present them with the following insulting haikus after the jump. If you have some of your own, share them in the comments. Remember: 5-7-5.
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