There is a lot to be discovered about a team through gamefilm, statistical breakdowns, and advanced scouting reports. There is very little to discover about a team through running their roster through an anagram server in a vain attempt at humor.
Oh well! Here goes nothing, I guess.
(An anagram is like a word jumble; you take the letters from a word or phrase and mix them up to see what other words or phrases you can come up with. For instance, "Britney Spears" translates into "Presbyterians." Try it for yourself.)
Mike Haywood 
Aloha, My Cowhide
Sean Redwine 
Darn Weenies
Nate Williams 
Winiest Llama
Matt Kennedy 
Knead My Tent
Chris Givens 
Chess Virgin
Dustin Woods 
Odd Snowsuit
Jamal Rogers 
Major Glares
Austin Brown 
Rainbow Nuts
Wes Williams 
Wise Sawmill
Evan Harris 
Ear Varnish
And my personal favorite ...
Martin Channels 
Mannish Central