There is a lot to be discovered about a team through gamefilm, statistical breakdowns, and advanced scouting reports. There is very little to discover about a team through running their roster through an anagram server in a vain attempt at humor.
Oh well! Here goes nothing, I guess.
(An anagram is like a word jumble; you take the letters from a word or phrase and mix them up to see what other words or phrases you can come up with. For instance, "Britney Spears" translates into "Presbyterians." Try it for yourself.)
Mike Haywood Aloha, My Cowhide
Sean Redwine Darn Weenies
Nate Williams Winiest Llama
Matt Kennedy Knead My Tent
Chris Givens Chess Virgin
Dustin Woods Odd Snowsuit
Jamal Rogers Major Glares
Austin Brown Rainbow Nuts
Wes Williams Wise Sawmill
Evan Harris Ear Varnish
And my personal favorite ...
Martin Channels Mannish Central