If you want hard-hitting analysis, this is not it. Be patient. It's coming later today.
In the meantime, enjoy humorous jokes at the expense of wordplay, as I run UC Davis's roster through an anagram server. No opponent is immune - even the bad, FCS ones.
(An anagram is like a word jumble; you take the letters from a word or phrase and mix them up to see what other words or phrases you can come up with. Try it for yourself.)
Victor Lee Violet Rec
Mike Morales Email Smoker
Eric Sobotka Brat Cookies
Mason Thomas Moon Asthmas
Brock Butler Blob Trucker
Nick Aprile Panic Liker
Frederick Rice Derrick Fierce
Ryan Johnson Johnny Arson
Austin Heyworth Yeah, Truth Winos
Sean Creadick Aced Skincare
Bakari Grant Bargain Kart
Al Doiron Iron Load
Frank Scalercio Crack for Aliens
Tim Ketaily Email Kitty
Robert Ayotte Booty Retreat
Sean Davies Van Disease
Brandon Sofley Baloney Fronds
Reggie Mason Green Amigos