If you want hard-hitting analysis, this is not it. Be patient. It's coming later today.
In the meantime, enjoy humorous jokes at the expense of wordplay, as I run UC Davis's roster through an anagram server. No opponent is immune - even the bad, FCS ones.
(An anagram is like a word jumble; you take the letters from a word or phrase and mix them up to see what other words or phrases you can come up with. Try it for yourself.)
Victor Lee 
Violet Rec
Mike Morales 
Email Smoker
Eric Sobotka 
Brat Cookies
Mason Thomas 
Moon Asthmas
Brock Butler 
Blob Trucker
Nick Aprile 
Panic Liker
Frederick Rice 
Derrick Fierce
Ryan Johnson 
Johnny Arson
Austin Heyworth 
Yeah, Truth Winos
Sean Creadick 
Aced Skincare
Bakari Grant 
Bargain Kart
Al Doiron 
Iron Load
Frank Scalercio 
Crack for Aliens
Tim Ketaily 
Email Kitty
Robert Ayotte 
Booty Retreat
Sean Davies 
Van Disease
Brandon Sofley 
Baloney Fronds
Reggie Mason 
Green Amigos