There is a lot to be discovered about a team through gamefilm, statistical breakdowns, and advanced scouting reports. There is very little to discover about a team through running their roster through an anagram server in a vain attempt at humor.
Nevertheless, I'm doing it. Take a look after the jump.
(An anagram is like a word jumble; you take the letters from a word or phrase and mix them up to see what other words or phrases you can come up with. Try it for yourself.)
Ryan Colburn 
Bunny Corral
Ryan Mathews 
Hamster Yawn
Reynard Camp 
A Nerdy Cramp
Chastin West 
Hit Newscast
Vince Pascoe 
Space Novice
Bryce Harris 
Harry Scribe
Devan Cunningham 
Dean Van Munching
Chris Carter 
Charts Ricer
Chase McEntee 
Machete Scene
Nico Herron 
Heroin Corn
Desia Dunn 
Insane Dud
Robbie Rouse 
Oboe Bruiser
Lonyae Miller 
Lonely Mailer
Devon Wylie 
Oven Widely
Marlon Moore 
Moron Morale
Robert Malone 
Eternal Broom
Kevin Goessling 
Gingko Evilness
Pat Hill 
Hat Pill