There is a lot to be discovered about a team through gamefilm, statistical breakdowns, and advanced scouting reports. There is very little to discover about a team through running their roster through an anagram server in an attempt at humor.
That's why we're kicking off Oregon week coverage with the Ducks' anagram roster. We'll get into the serious stuff later.
(An anagram is like a word jumble; you take the letters from a word or phrase and mix them up to see what other words or phrases you can come up with. For instance, "Britney Spears" translates into "Presbyterians." Try it for yourself.)
LeGarrette Blount 
Long Turtle Rebate
Jamere Holland Emerald LaJohn
Ed Dickson 
Neck Didos
Bo Thran 
Hot Barn
Morgan Flint Matron Fling
Terrance Montgomery Norm Geometry Trance
Talmadge Jackson 
Naked Cat Logjams
Mark Asper 
Karma Reps
C.E. Kaiser 
Cake Sire
Casey Matthews 
Meaty Swatches
(Also considered: Sweaty Matches, Steamy Watches)
Eddie Pleasant 
Leaded Panties
And my personal favorite ...
Jackson Rice 
Jock Carnies