Boise State hits conference play this weekend with a showdown at Hawaii. In related news, I remain really stuck on this anagram thing that's probably not as funny as I think.
After the jump, check out Hawaii's roster through the eyes of witty wordplay and an anagram server. Actual analysis will begin tomorrow. You have to start somewhere, right?
(An anagram is like a word jumble; you take the letters from a word or phrase and mix them up to see what other words or phrases you can come up with. Try it for yourself. Hawaii's anagram roster was especially challenging because of player names chock full of vowels. Hence, I delved into the Hawaii coaching staff as well. No offense, Chris Tormey.)
Alex Green 
General Ex
Greg Salas 
Laser Gags
Rodney Bradley 
Brandy Yodeler
Spencer Smith 
Me Sphincters
Mana Silva 
Salami Van
Corey Paredes 
Creepy Adores
Liko Satele 
Oak Tellies
Tank Hopkins 
Thanks, Pinko
Austin Hansen 
Antenna Sushi
Greg Alexander 
Relaxed Nagger
Luke Ingram 
Manlike Rug
Bo Montgomery 
Tomboy Monger
Rich Miano 
I, Man Choir
Gordan Shaw 
Dragon Show
Chris Tormey 
Crime Shorty