Bronco Nation's efforts to buy ourselves a fed-up Michigan fan fell on frugal ears, as the former Wolverine was bought up by the University of Mississippi for three HUNDRED dollars (emphasis added).
The generosity of the Bronco fans who donated to the cause will not be in vain, though. All donations received for the eBay auction will be given to the Salvation Army, maybe in the form of a big giant check that we'll try to cram into one of those red donation pots. We'll see.
Special thanks to all those who dipped into their BSU allowances to help us reach for our goal. There is a special place reserved for you in OBNUG heaven ... if there is an OBNUG heaven.
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