Statistical analysis? Been there.
Defensive breakdowns? Done that.
Anagrams? Um.
What's an anagram?
Anagrams might be the key to unlocking the mysteries of TCU. An anagram is like a word jumble; you take the letters from a word or phrase and mix them up to see what other words or phrases you can come up with. For instance, "Britney Spears" translates into "Presbyterians." Please don't ask how long it took us to figure that out.
We thought it would be valuable to apply this word analysis to some of the stars of TCU's football team, hoping to find a small edge for the Broncos' matchup against the Horned Frogs in the Poinsettia Bowl. Some people believe that you are predisposed toward certain behavior if it is inherent in your name. On that note, here's hoping that "Jerry Hughes" can be changed into "John Gott pancake block."
QB Andy Dalton 
Dandy Talon
CB Nick Sanders 
Diner Snacks
QB Marcus Jackson 
Acorn Jams Suck
DL Cody Moore 
Code: Roomy
WR Jimmy Young 
Joy In My Mug
DB Steven Coleman 
Stolen Caveman
DL Matt Panfil 
Fat Implant
DB Rafael Priest 
Feral Pirates
OL Blake Schlueter 
Leathers Buckle
And our personal favorite:
Head Coach Gary Patterson 
Angry Prostate
Learn anything? Yeah, us either. But Gary Patterson's anagram does explain that face he's making.
Read more: Internet Anagram Server [Wordsmith.com]