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List: Squally Canada's under-recruited relatives

The fabulously-named Squally Canada, a running back from Milpitas (Calif.), picked up an offer from Boise State on Wednesday. Onomatologists are stupid with glee.

The offer is the first for Mr. Canada, which got me thinking: Does he have any other Name of the Year friends or relatives in need of a place to play? Here are some I hope exist.

  • Homely Nicaragua
  • Tuffy Mexico
  • Ballsy Amsterdam
  • Mildly Kenya
  • Fancy Quebec
  • Gingerly Geneva
  • Portly Asia Minor
  • Handsy Tanzania
  • Baggy Cuba
  • Clumsy Jupiter
  • Nippy America
  • Zippy Pangea
  • Clammy Vatican
  • Skimpy Easter Island
  • Lumpy Mir
  • Greasy Gibraltar
  • Stinky Moscow
  • Wheezy Downton Abbey

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