So I come to Boise and see Channel 7, Channel 6 and Channel 2 buildings, and I drive around a bunch of times trying to get the feel of spring ball in the city of trees. I don't even see any whores about. Whats up with that. This Monday afternoon, I have an interview with this guy, a street reporter living down near the river. he said he is stationed in his 1985 ford news van, parked under some shade tree by Julia Davis park. He said he works for the Blue and Orange Channel 4. They have the famous logo of "Another Boise First Down". I'm going over at 4:30 PM for the Job interview. I'll let you know how that turns out in my next column next Monday on The Monday Morning Quarter Back with Ron Burhgandy Ad Hoc Column. Everytime I type Ad Hoc, I have to spit, why? Focus-Focus, Ron, my interview is coming up in an hour. This river side picnic table is rough on the nerves. Nobody is around here, you'd think spring ball is not in session. When everybody knows The Bronco Nation Capitol Building is just south, across the Boise River, in the state of Boise, next to Boise avenue near Big Juds. I've been in Boise 12 hours and I know my stuff, my food, and the truth. Spring ball goes on in a secret Quonset Hut somewhere on the capitol campus. I am going to have to get over there someday and take pictures of the outside of the building. Okay, now its time write some truth and not pay attention with anything but Ron:
Monday Afternoon is upon us and nothing is happening, I am Ron Burhgandy, sports truth seeker of Bronco Nation. The Quarterbacks are resting in the barn this afternoon somewhere South-of-which is not far from my office on the Green Belt. I went to Big Juds known local football guru, to talk about a Patti, they have on special today. Then they brought out the Bronco word play book, and got caught up with the the letter "J". AJ Jay BJ Jack and all other forms of just Jay. Whew, I never knew offense could be so complicated or offensive! The one thing I was desperately seeking was an OL-man. I think I saw one doing training at this tiny corner table in the only alcove table. There was this guy who sat there with his stomach propped over the table edge, resting up against his large plate. I knew this was "the guy" to interview, but I have so little time since my appointment job interview time is drawing near. Its now 3:43 pm. I walk up and ask him, "Are you a Bronco?" Hoping to entrap him into a interview. I ask him one more question, "what position do you play", before he can answer that question since he was still eating and chewing, the last "little" bit from before, on my first question. I learned this pushy technique from my book, which I wrote about Journalism and just being Ron Burhgandy! There were these movie whores who made a movie about me called "Ron Burgandy", notice they used a mis-spelling of my name to get around any legal issues.
Let's talk football, I only got a few more minutes until my park bench interview with the guy from the Blue and Orange Channel 4. Hey I need a news gathering team, because I got nothing, but the truth to go on, so I need your feedback and actual articles,rumors and misquotes. How else am I going to make an impact in this Boise Nation market. This is hard work, and I am depending on you, and I am Ron Burhgandy!