Yes, I ripped off this schtick from The Onion
Ask A Guy Who Saw Kellen Moore at Cafe Rio Last Night
Yes, I saw Kellen Moore at Cafe Rio last night (still haven't washed my eyeballs), so I'm open to answering any and all questions about the encounter. It was a seminal moment in my life...right behind my wedding and the subsequent births of my sons. I'm trying to not get too big a head about it, but I thought it would be selfish of me not to answer your pressing Kellen Moore at Cafe Rio questions. I will answer any and all questions, queries and even general wonderings. Spoiler: Kyle Efaw was there too.