So we were sitting at the spring game, it was me, my friend Nate, and his eccentric friend Porter all sitting somewhere around midfield watching as the offense laid the beatdown on the defense. Porter worked up the audacity to shout to Kirby Moore, "I LOVE YOU KIRBY!!!!" Then later in the game while Nick Patti walked onto the field, Porter shouted, "NICK NACK PATTI WHACK!!!!!" and I immediately loved it, however Nate's aunt was quick to assure us that "Nick Nack Patti Whack" would never be a thing. I think it will be a thing. What say you?