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Bronco Mullet Mania

ed's note: Like the FanPost I promoted yesterday, this one, too, is worth your time, albeit for entirely different reasons. Yesterday's was full of critical analysis. This one is full of mullets.

If you haven't seen the latest roster pictures, you need to go take a look at Broncosports. Gone are the neckties of the past. There are no longer the paisleys, plaids, and nature scenes of yesteryear. There is solidarity in the selection of the bluish diamond this year.

But more important than ties are the haircuts being donned. In particular, the rise of the mullet! Vote for who wears it best after the jump.

The Detroit Rocker (Gabe Linehan)

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Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy

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The Chonmage (Jeremy Ioane)

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Most commonly associated with Edo Period Shoguns and Samurai.

The Big Unit (Kirby Moore)

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Being 6'3 and 203 makes him a no-hitter for defensive backs.

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The Dreadstyle (Samuel Ukwuachu)

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Dreaded by OT's and Quarterbacks.

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The Vampire in Boise (Faraji Wright)

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A comic tale of Horror.

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The Buzzy Ray Cyrus (Matt Paradis)

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Storm in the Heartland!

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The Ronaldo (Nick Patti)

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"I feel bad only when I play badly. Fortunately, that happens rarely."

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