Did you hear? Boise State players are fast and strong and whatever the pro agility drill is. Seriously, what is a pro agility drill? Is it like a steeplechase? Is it an Under Armor thing?
For that matter, what is a hang clean and a back squat and a three-cone drill (other than a drill with three cones in it, obviously)? I turned to the Internet for answers ... and for dog birthday pictures, but mostly football answers.
World's worst Family Circus cartoon.
Michael Atkinson did this to the tune of 380 pounds. Meanwhile, I just got a hernia watching this animated gif.
Again, Michael Atkinson is a strong man. He back-squatted 575 pounds, also known as a quarter ton.