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The Mikrino Poll: NFL Draft-style prognosticating, posturing, and Mel Kiper-ing


Back in town from a brief hiatus, the Mikrino Poll welcomes you all to foolishly guess where people will be drafted and why ESPN sucks golf balls at this. Ah yes my friends, I'm back. If only for a quick post to make fun of all the draft talk, and guessing, pompadour air-time, guessing, info-tainment, guessing, Todd McShay-has-evaluated-draft-prospects-since-1998-you-know, and some more guessing. Join me...

Two of the more pompous douchebags at ESPN are Mel Kiper and Todd McShay. Unfortunately for them, Craig James leaving ESPN was not a good thing in the douchebaggery rankings. I barely watch ESPN anymore. And the reason is exactly because of the blowhards like these two. I'm tired of them, I don't care what insider knowledge they have. We all know that "sources" means; Brett McMurphy of CBSSports.com. But mostly, neither have ever been very high on any prospects coming out of Boise State; BLASPHEMERS!

This year they've been forced to swallow, and at least admit a time or two that this crop of Broncos is actually pretty good. McShay still has McClellin as his 3rd best OLB though, when almost everyone else has him 1 or 2, coming off the board in the 1st round. He also still projects David Wilson and Lamar Miller ahead of Doug Martin, even though the Muscle Hamster is widely considered the most complete back behind Richardson. But most of all, I just can't stand listening to these two Nancies argue back and forth over complete conjecture. They have no idea who's going where, yet they mock each other openly as though the other guy's the twit. Son of a... SHUT UP ALREADY.

So here's what we know; this will be the best draft in the history of Boise State Football across the board. Several former Broncos stand to get their name butchered by Roger Goodell, and that's a good thing for Boise State fans and their egos. Don't get hyped up by the World Wide Leader and the endless opining from a guy who has a hairstyle long dead, named after a french mistress. Seriously what I would give to be within 5 feet, holding a Norelco cordless beard trimmer.

In honor of tomorrow's draft I give you the Mikrino Poll... stay thirsty my friends.

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