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Dear Mr. President Obama:

Just Woke Up at 11:15AM From My Early Morning Coffee Spew. :<(Content Check on)>:

Dear Mr. President and sports fixer:

College Football Is One Of Those hard Hitting Political Topics That affect the World, Country,SEC, and BSU. Mr. Obama,you are trying for votes. Hey its going to cost you us USA. 1.5 trillion to get BSU up to SEC level. You know, it takes real money to recruit, keep and play sum of those professionally trained, and promoted scholars Athletes. One thing I would like the president to promise me you-all is to revise the ranking system in college sports. Congress should pass a Bill that makes it illegal to use a phony ranking system to pick a national Champion. You know the ranking system that works like a meter on video game measuring how much life you have in the tank while you battle some SEC creature on the video screen. If only I could get over to BCS Island to restore life back up to number four 1 level. President Obama must fix the BCS Button on this BCS Game system. BSU doesn’t ever get past 4 in the nation on the life meter even if they beat an SEC team that wins its (Eastern) time zone. So BSU is allways fighting from the Cinderalla step-child position no matter what they (BCS does) do. Hey this game is fixed (not according to the SEC) and needs fixing changing in a BSU way. Either fix change it or give BSU some sum taxpayer cash or I won’t vote for you. Now what I want more than World Peace is World Peace! It looks like the fix is in on Iran getting some nukes. So don’t dilly dally, and fix it! And clean up my coffee spray off my cloths. <(Content Check off)>:

Now my coffee is fully spewed and i need to go back to bed for a nap.

Thank you for Listening

Your devoted OBNUG Citizen

Trapperpk

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