Spring practice starts today. I'm not gonna be able to make the spring game this year. The oldest boy has prom that day. Seriously, Weiser, I know that you're mainly a dUI town but to purposely schedule things that will block me from Bronco events is kind of ridiculous...I take pride in listening to commercials and trying to guess the celebrity voice over. I hear you Owen Wilson...I know this is going back a few weeks but why are people acting like Whitney Houston was relevant at the time she passed away (no disrespect meant)? She hadn't done anything but be in the news for the wrong reasons. It's just sad...The commercial that the woman states "I can eat a chip. Umm no! That's why they call them chipS.". Sorry, lady. They call them "chips" because there's no such thing as a bag of CHIP. There is more than one in the bag, you twit!...I just saw a Head & Shoulders commercial that claimed "up to 100% flake free". That covers from 1-100 right? No chance in failure with that...The Mrs. and I watch The Voice. She usually tries to guess which one of the two singers will win in the "Battle Rounds". She's usually wrong. The Voice has been extended from a show that could be 4 episodes long to a never ending name-drop festival of the country's "best singers"...Is women having "not enough lashes" really that much of a problem that a pharmaceutical company had to make a prescription medication for it? This is why my drugs cost so much!...Apparently, the American Cancer Society's new slogan is "The Official Sponsor of Birthdays". Now, I get the meaning but I'm not quite sure it's an appropriate tag line...Wait. Louisville's arena is the KFC Yum! Center. Taco Bell Arena doesn't sound horribly bad anymore...I'm not gonna say losing weapons slated for destruction is a bad idea, Boise Police, but losing 18 guns is a bad idea...at Walmart and they have a music icon collections on CD. As good as they are, Rob Zombie, Cinderella, and No Doubt are not iconic...Thank you, Mizzou! I had you in my Final Four. Out on the first day. Good luck in the SEC with that type of performance...Hey Cynthia Clinkingbeard! The way for the Democrats to actually win congressional seats from Idaho is to act somewhat same. Pulling a handgun on Staples employees doesn't seem at all, much less somewhat, sane. Your career is officially over!...