I am living in Texas and have no money (or desire) to pay cash money on the spot for DirecTV or Dish, so how the heck do I watch this game?  I don't really mind just listening to it on the Ticket online, but I would much rather watch the Boys in Blue demolish Tulsa online.  Please let me know if you have any suggestions.  

Apparently I need to type more words to post this, so I was at work yesterday (I'm a Physician Assistant) and this dude came in after a cocaine binge that lasted 2 days with a blood clot in his thigh and his toes were literally falling off of his foot.  They were all black and nasty looking, like mummified.  He was like, "Do you think this is serious?"  The understatement of the century.  So I called the ER for the ambulance ASAP.  "Well, there's your problem."