The Tulsa Hurricane anagram roster

I knew there was a reason I check OBNUG every hour!

I’ve tried the anagram generator and have never had the success Kevan has. I swear, he just looks at words and sees every scrambled combination in his mind instantly. Kinda like how Kellen sees every combination of future possibilities as soon as the defense lines up. Word. (Pun intended.)

If so Nerd Putty and Bathe Weirdly are my nominees

LOL love these, you guys are the best

 Tinseled Groin – another classic.

Could also be Canned Nostril, which fits, I think. I’m not sure Testy Wart can be beat!

You have Naked Protester, Nude Liker, Underwear Bond, Tinsled Groin and Testy Wart. Keepin’ it classy!

I do like Nerd Putty but my favorite, because it sounds like a cheesy alias, is Jean Sombrero. Hola Chicas, I’m Jean Sombrero.

Corny Fondle awaits sentencing after his recent conviction for indecent exposure, and lewd and lascivious conduct during an incident as a naked protester outside Molehill Town Mall. Witnesses who alerted police of Corny Fondle’s naked protesting also noted they were particularly disturbed by his grotesquely testy wart, and blatant brandishing of his wrinkled stint protruding from his tinseled groin. Mr. Fondle reportedly harassed passers-by and onlookers by performing a lewd version of the “Keno Jig”, a dance made popular by Jean Sombreros after his wild dance over inventing Nerd Putty was caught on camera and was posted on YouTube. Mr. Fondle was mobbed by reporters during his exit from the Molehill Town Courthouse during which he stopped, stared into a nearby camera and uttered a cryptic and disturbing message; “Bathe Weirdly.” A permanent restraining order has been placed on Mr. Fondle preventing him from coming within 50 yds of Children Fur outside of team practices or meeting although Mr. Fondle is expected to be released from the Tulsa Golden Hurricane now that a guilty verdict has been handed down. Neither Mr. Fondle or Mr. Fur were available for comment.

lead me to sexual innuendo which we don’t like.
JOKE
Psychiatrist to patient : “When I say a word, tell me immediately what you think. Wall”
Patient:“sex”
Psych.: “Ocean”
Patient: “sex”
Psych: “meadow”
Patient: “sex”
Psych.: “Well, you certainly have a one track mind.”
Patient: “But Doctor, you’re the one who keeps bringing up those sexy words!”