The Tulsa Hurricane anagram roster
Boise State welcomes Tulsa to Bronco Stadium on Saturday as the ritual sacrifice for the first home game of the year. Congratulations to the Hurricane. Actual analysis will be along throughout the week, but we begin with wordplay. Hit the jump for a look at the Tulsa roster through the eyes of an anagram server. Do not look directly at the Children Fur.
An anagram is like a word jumble; you take the letters from a word or phrase and mix them up to see what other words or phrases you can come up with. Try it for yourself.
Clint Anderson
Innocent Lards
DeAundre Brown
Underwear Bond
Greg Brown
Wrong Berg
Genesis Cole
Close Genies
Kody Cooke
Code Kooky
Charlie Copa
Eclair Poach
Brian Deshane
Seabird Henna
Trent Dupy
Nerd Putty
Durrel Finch
Children Fur
Conner Floyd
Corny Fondle
Tyler Holmes
Holy Smelter
Milton Howell
Molehill Town
Chris Hummingbird
Rich Hummingbirds
Joe King
Keno Jig
Gabe Moyer
Maybe Ogre
Marco Nelson
Roman Clones
Alex Pace
Palace Ex
Marcus Pate
Metacarpus
Derek Patterson
Naked Protester
James Roberson
Jean Sombreros
Clay Sears
Are Classy
Reid Singleton
Tinseled Groin
Luke Snider
Nude Likers
Eric Sproal
Corrals Pie
Trey Watts
Testy Wart
Bradley White
Bathe Weirdly
Trent Wilkins
Wrinkle Stint
Cody Wilson
Wily Condos
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Yay! My favorite!
I knew there was a reason I check OBNUG every hour!
by freshbreff on Sep 20, 2011 1:07 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
No wonder Tulsa didn't have a photo of Derek Patterson!
I’ve tried the anagram generator and have never had the success Kevan has. I swear, he just looks at words and sees every scrambled combination in his mind instantly. Kinda like how Kellen sees every combination of future possibilities as soon as the defense lines up. Word. (Pun intended.)
Is there a Anagram Roster Hall of Fame?
If so Nerd Putty and Bathe Weirdly are my nominees
LOL love these, you guys are the best
I second Nerd Putty to HoF.
Tinseled Groin – another classic.
We’re not losing to Boise freaking State. The rest of the country will thank us on Sunday for eliminating this perennial pretender from the outset. - Jman781
by Boise State of Mind on Sep 20, 2011 1:20 PM PDT reply actions
Clint Anderson
Could also be Canned Nostril, which fits, I think. I’m not sure Testy Wart can be beat!
I see a theme this week
You have Naked Protester, Nude Liker, Underwear Bond, Tinsled Groin and Testy Wart. Keepin’ it classy!
I do like Nerd Putty but my favorite, because it sounds like a cheesy alias, is Jean Sombrero. Hola Chicas, I’m Jean Sombrero.
"Gandhi didn't take a knee, Martin Luther King didn't take a knee, Thomas Edison didn't take a knee, and I sure as hell am not going to take a knee." -- Dan Hawkins
by smurfturfer on Sep 20, 2011 1:34 PM PDT reply actions 1 recs
Sounds like a dirty team
"It's kind of like getting your first kiss, times a thousand" - Matt Miller
Most common place for a testy wart....
On the metacarpus.
by coronabronc on Sep 20, 2011 1:51 PM PDT via mobile reply actions
Molehill Town, Metacarpus -
Corny Fondle awaits sentencing after his recent conviction for indecent exposure, and lewd and lascivious conduct during an incident as a naked protester outside Molehill Town Mall. Witnesses who alerted police of Corny Fondle’s naked protesting also noted they were particularly disturbed by his grotesquely testy wart, and blatant brandishing of his wrinkled stint protruding from his tinseled groin. Mr. Fondle reportedly harassed passers-by and onlookers by performing a lewd version of the “Keno Jig”, a dance made popular by Jean Sombreros after his wild dance over inventing Nerd Putty was caught on camera and was posted on YouTube. Mr. Fondle was mobbed by reporters during his exit from the Molehill Town Courthouse during which he stopped, stared into a nearby camera and uttered a cryptic and disturbing message; “Bathe Weirdly.” A permanent restraining order has been placed on Mr. Fondle preventing him from coming within 50 yds of Children Fur outside of team practices or meeting although Mr. Fondle is expected to be released from the Tulsa Golden Hurricane now that a guilty verdict has been handed down. Neither Mr. Fondle or Mr. Fur were available for comment.
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by Xavier Malawi on Sep 20, 2011 6:20 PM PDT reply actions 2 recs
LOL Naked Protester and Testy Wart!
I love these rosters! I literally LOL at a few each time but these were amazing…. lawl!
Kevan-you have been most prodigious, even for a Midway Monster. I refrain from anagram comments 'cuz they
lead me to sexual innuendo which we don’t like.
JOKE
Psychiatrist to patient : “When I say a word, tell me immediately what you think. Wall”
Patient:“sex”
Psych.: “Ocean”
Patient: “sex”
Psych: “meadow”
Patient: “sex”
Psych.: “Well, you certainly have a one track mind.”
Patient: “But Doctor, you’re the one who keeps bringing up those sexy words!”
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