"Ridiculous stat line I: Texas Tech quarterback Seth Doege completed 40-of-44 passes -- an FBS-record 90.9 percent for 40-plus attempts -- for 401 yards and five touchdowns against New Mexico."
Hey kids! Let's while away a few seconds and spot the reason why this stat used as a premise would never work in a syllogism! Don't know what a syllogism is? Who cares?!?