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This is a story about the Nacho Monster, and his quest for the prestigious Ninja Medal. The Ninja Medal was a yearly award, handed out to the best and most prolific assassin. Every assassin was evaluated on their stealth, calculation, preparation, and accuracy. And Nacho Monster was the best. Not everyone in the land agreed that he was the best, some thought another assassin, Panicky Slims was a better candidate. He was from a more recognized group out west. And while he looked great and was well represented, Nacho Monster was simply a better assassin. Although he was a bit of a dork, but that added to his charm.

Antichrists Him, a “personality” who reported regularly on all the assassins thought his own son, Yea Honk, was a top assassin. But there were some Archery Mules who thought differently and locked him in a dark tool shed. Antichrists, was so angry he hired a public relations firm to get the Archery Mules replaced. He never gave Nacho Monster much credit, or his team of assassins. Even when he did applaud Nacho’s skill, it was always backhanded. Most people just thought it was parental angst, since Yea Honk was such a poor assassin himself.

As the season progressed, Nacho took out each target with ease, always maintaining his poise and accuracy that he’d become known for. This is a true story, and the end is yet to be written. Stay tuned in the coming weeks to see how it turns out. Until then, get your self an Icy Thermos and lose the Anger Smirk caused by Antichrists Him. Because Nacho Monster may be a dork assassin, but he is also surrounded by nothing more than Man Dolls.