Just like on tv, you get TWO In-depth and Insightful polls for the price of one, plus free s&h.
In case you are ADHD and jumped to Poll #2 before Poll #1, here is the rationale for posting these polls (and the 75 word minimum is now satisfied):

Lately, like the last seven months, folks have been getting a tad cranky. When they aren’t dreaming about football, they are on the internet ‘til their eyes get that four-hour OBNUG glaze. Just how much longer will we be mesmerized by kitten abuse? How many cheetos with a Schlitz chaser can one beanbag chair support? Each photo of new uniforms on the fashion runway garners hundreds of comments with “combat” and “butt stripes” taking top honors. We are a desperate crowd.

But relief is at hand (stop that). The countdown is nearing its climax. So let us pause to reflect on the roll OBNUG plays in saving sanity. Take a moment to vote in the polls. Unlike political polls, these do not have an already predetermined outcome. Your votes on OBNUG actually count.

Why Do You Read OBNUG gives an indication of the driving force behind OBNUG readership.

What’s Your Favorite Magazine When You Aren’t Reading OBNUG gives perspective to the characters that are OBNUG readers.