Hilarity was not the intention of the new TCU football promo video, but that's what you get when you combine lightning, earthquakes, and overt Christian themes. SB Nation has a good recap. In lieu of that video, here is footage of TCU playing Boise State in the new NCAA video game.
In a well-written preview of September's Dawgs-Broncos game, the author summarizes that the Georgia defense will be the difference-maker in the game. Oh, and did I mention the author was a Georgia fan?
We're not going to win a shootout; nor do I expect this game to become one. A magic number on defense? I say we have to hold them to 21 points. No more.
Tyler Shoemaker makes the Biletnikoff list for college football's best wide receiver, and Kyle Efaw makes the Mackey list for best tight end. Wouldn't it be funny if Geraldo Boldewign (nee Hiwat) and Gabe Linehan had better numbers this season? Well, not funny for Shoemaker and Efaw obviously.
The magazine predicts that TCU will lose to Boise State and Air Force this season. Did this magazine not see the new TCU TV spot? It's going to rain purple lightning or something.
What's next? Jackalopes?