The Today Show had a story on why the U.S. is so obsessed with breasts. Good start to the morning. None of the women in the studio were well-endowed. That's irony, I think...the Marriage Ref - required viewing on Sunday nights (we dvr'd it so we watched it Monday)...Mrs D says no matter what the Pepsi commercial portrays, polar bears can't get suntans. I tend to believe her...you know, I don't care how good the resolution on my phone is. If you -1)are dumb enough to think there's a spider on the table & 2)smash my phone, you deserve to be beaten severely about the head and shoulders...I don't think Mrs D appreciates World War II stuff on the History Channel as much as I do...OMG Justin Corr is running the 10 o'clock news as an anchor. Satan has scheduled a snowball fight for this Saturday at noon. Grab your parkas and meet me in Hades!...So the owners voted to approve the new NFL collective bargaining agreement. Well most of 'em. Al Davis abstained. If Bob Kraft can vote the day after his wife of 48 years died, you can too. Unless you really are the Crypt Keeper and we all know he doesn't HAVE to vote...today, there was a tragedy in Norway but I had to wait for some drivel about parking for the Boise Music Festival, a Katy Perry concert, and our budget issues (well, that's important). Almost 15 minutes before the story. Awesome, Channel 7. Awesome!...I've continued my streak of not going to the Snake River Stampede. 24 years and counting (and that's just the years I've been in Idaho)...BANILLA!!!...Whoopi Goldberg can't be so poor as to have to do an ad for Poise incontinence pads, can she? I mean, she was in Jumpin' Jack Flash, for heaven's sake...just an observation but if a cop has someone pulled over, you don't have to slow down to a crawl. He can't pull you over!