I will gladly pay $50 for the hat, $50 for the shirt, and $50 to have Jarrell Root be my friend on Google+.
And with that, the offseason watch list watching concludes. Now back to your regularly scheduled Boise State roster page refreshing.
(via: Pac 10 alum)
In short, SB Nation's college blogs decided to re-draft the college football conferences based on reasons that matter to most people. In super short, they totally blew it by waiting nine rounds to draft the Broncos. Boise State now fictionally plays in the TMZ Conference with Ohio State, Florida State, Louisville, Michigan State, West Virginia, Maryland, Missouri, and Utah.
Oh wait, I just remembered: We're in the Mountain West now and don't have to care about this daysoap drama anymore. Huzzah!
The RB depth chart now looks like Isaiah Crowell and the apparition Mark Richt prayed for to spell Isaiah Crowell every third series.
And Phil Steele's calculator put a man on the moon, for crying out loud. Believe it.
Welcome back, Bruce.